Monday, May 22, 2006
THE SPANKEES ARE BACK IN TOWN...
We look forward to more clutch performances both at the plate and in the field, by Alex Rodriguez...

BSN flashback...
When Last We Met:
AROD ONLY FINDS ONE BALL BETWEEN HIS LEGS...
"HEY JETEYPOO: Do these pinstripes make my ass look fatter than my lips?"
-Alex THE EX-Mariner/Texas/Almost Red Sox CON MAN
AROD'S 3RD INNING ERROR OPENS THE DOOR FOR THE OPPORTUNISTIC RED SOX